A Vaccine Detox for Adults

You might not think you need a detox. You haven’t had a vaccine in years and you weren’t subjected to the insanity that is the current vaccination schedule. Maybe you have health issues. Maybe you don’t. But if you do, the health issues you have now could be a result of the vaccines you had way back when.

That’s right…if you are an adult, you had the pleasure of being injected with vaccines that contained unacceptable levels of mercury, caused devastating or chronic medical conditions, and were contaminated with viruses that cause cancer. You probably even had the “thank God, they’re finally off the market” DPT and oral polio vaccines.

Why detox?

The ingredients in the vaccinations you had way back when, the yearly flu shot you’re hopefully no longer getting, and the boosters to “boost” the effectiveness of ineffective vaccines, contain ingredients all of which have toxicological profiles that are either hazardous, neurotoxic, or carcinogenic. Although some ingredients may have been filtered by your body, chances are most of them weren’t, and over the years the accumulation adds up.

Vaccines (and the additives in them) are associated with numerous adverse reactions including (but not limited to) allergies, eczema, lupus, inflammatory bowel disease, autism, hyperactivity disorders, auto immune conditions, rheumatoid arthritis, neurotoxicity, diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, multiple sclerosis, brain encephalopathy, bone disease, and a variety of metabolic and cellular disorders.

And then there’s Alzheimer’s. Now that we’re adults, this is something we need to think about (before we can’t think about it). Don’t worry too much though, chelating the aluminum vaccines put into your brain is one of the up and coming treatments.

If looking up the toxicological profiles of all the additives doesn’t put your mind at ease, maybe the fact that you had a vaccine contaminated with a virus found in a wide array of cancer tumors will. You know, like the cancer-causing SV-40 virus you didn’t hear about on the news that contaminated both the IPV and OPV polio vaccines and is now cropping up in all sorts of cancerous tumors. But wait, you didn’t get the polio vaccine of the 1950s and 60s. Sigh of relief right?

Wrong. Unfortunately for you, and me, and just about everyone else, scientists have found SV40 antibodies and DNA in children who could not have possibly had the vaccine. Yes, the contaminated junk we get injected with can be passed on to our children and is being transmitted among humans today. Thank you boys (Salk and Sabin), for your vaccines, and thanks for the increased risk of cancer that is relatively unresponsive to chemotherapy and radiation.

Cancer…fun…not really. That’s why we’re detoxing.

The Detox

If you think natural medicine is quack, just bounce right off this post. I’ll see ya in the nursing home…except that I won’t, because I successfully detoxed from vaccines (and the aluminum in them) a long time ago. No neurotoxins, hazardous wastes, or carcinogens for me.

Here’s a list of some of my favorite detox strategies to address the toxic additives in the vaccines and the adverse reactions that go with them:

Detoxification Baths & Skin Brushing
Detox baths encourage the body’s largest elimination organ to remove chemicals and heavy metals from the body. Baths can be done daily or weekly and it may take several baths before the body starts releasing toxins. Before getting into the tub, brush your entire body with a skin brush. Start at the feet and work your way up. This removes dead skin and stimulates the lymph system. Next, use one of the following detox bath recipes:

1. Apple Cider Vinegar Bath – Add two cups of apple cider vinegar to a warm bath to help remove toxins and heavy metals through the skin. This is the “go-to” bath for general detoxing.
2. Epsom Salt Bath – Dissolve 1 cup epsom salt in a tub of water. Soak for 20 minutes 2-3x per week.
3. Clay Bath – Clay is the go-to for all things cellular waste, metals, and chemicals and exhibits a negative charge that attracts the positive charged toxins, absorbs them, and removes them from the body. To do a detox bath with bentonite clay, add a 1/2 cup of epsom salt, 1/2 cup of bentonite clay, and 1 tablespoon of yellow dock root powder to your bath and soak for 20 minutes 2-3x per week.
4. Essential Oil Bath – Essential oils are anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory, anti-parasitic, and anti-everything else. If you don’t believe me, you can check the PubMed database and sift through the thousands of studies confirming their healing properties. Because they’re so awesome and we’re talking viruses, bacteria, cellular wastes, metals, and toxins – you should probably add some to your bath … stat.To do a detox bath with essential oils, add five drops of lemongrass or coriander to a bath with a little bit of sea salt or a 1/2 cup of epsom salt.

Sweat
Whether you sit in an infrared sauna or run on a treadmill, the goal is to sweat. Toxins and heavy metals (including mercury) can be eliminated through sweat and some chemicals can only be removed by working up a good one.

Probiotics
Proper gut flora is essential to the functioning of your immune system and any detox regimen. If you want to restore your health, you’ve got to restore the gut. 

Nutrients
Nutrients are essential to supporting the body during a vaccine detox. These specific nutrients combat free radicals and help facilitate the removal of toxins, while protecting the body as they make their way out.

• Vitamin C (preferably buffered)
• Vitamin E (preferably with selenium)
• Vitamins B-6 (timed-release)
• Vitamin B3
• Vitamin B-12 (liquid and preferably specific to genetic type)
• DHEA

Milk Thistle has been the subject of hundreds of studies and contains a substance called silymarin that is one of the most potent liver-protecting substances known to man and has proven effective against a variety of the most virulent toxins. Milk thistle is most effective when taken with lecithin and is not associated with any long-term risks or contraindications.

Alpha Lipoic Acid (ALA) is a fatty acid and antioxidant found in every cell of the body that chelates and neutralizes harmful chemicals and increases the formation of glutathione which helps remove them. Since glutathione is pretty ineffective when taken orally, taking an ALA supplement will give you the benefits of both antioxidants. *If you have mercury fillings, you should avoid ALA until they are removed.

Algin is a non-digestable fiber found in brown seaweeds. It binds to toxins, keeps them from being re-distributed and reabsorbed by the body, and promotes their excretion.

The Coffee enema
Enemas have been used for detoxification since ancient times and are even recorded in the Dead Sea Scrolls and a third-century Aramaic manuscript found in the secret archives of the Vatican. Perhaps the best enema additive to use to facilitate the excretion of the nasties in your jabs, is coffee. Coffee detoxifies the liver, lowers blood serum toxins, and increases the liver’s detoxing abilities by 600% and the small intestine by 700%. The journal of Physiological Chemistry and Physics sums it up nicely,

“Caffeine enemas cause dilation of bile ducts, which facilitates excretion of toxic cancer breakdown products by the liver and dialysis of toxic products from blood across the colonic wall.”

If it works for cancer detoxification, it works for me. I ordered the enema kit and coffee here, and I highly recommend reading “The Gerson Therapy” and my post on the coffee enema for the 411.

Essential Fatty Acid Supplement
Omega 3, Flax, cod liver oil, or borage oil should be used while detoxing. Many of the omega 3’s on the shelf are rancid and contain very little DHA or EPA, so my go-to is Udo’s Oil or a highly absorbable krill supplement.

Homeopathic Antidotes
People love them some homeopathic antidotes. Typically, a homeopath or naturopathic doctor will either recommend a remedy based on your constitutional type and side effects you experienced as a result of being vaccinated, or they will recommend a vaccine potentized as a homeopathic remedy known as a “vaccine antidote.”

Even though you might have been vaccinated with a vaccine that is no longer used, you can still get an antidote for it. If you had DPT, OPV, or MMR, you’d want the DPT antidote, OPV antidote, and MMR antidote. Antidotes generally have no negative side-effects and are in an easy-to-take sugar pellet form that is dissolved under the tongue. 

Water
When toxins are pulled from the body, they need to be flushed out. Full kidney function is dependent upon there being enough water in the body. Avoid soda, coffee, dairy, and junk juices. Drink half your body weight in ounces per day, and flavor it with lemon or chlorophyll if you can.

Fiber
Fiber scrubs your colon, absorbs toxins, and helps ya poop em’ out. My favorite brand is Garden of Life’s Detoxifiber.

Juice Therapy
I’m a “go big or go home” kind of girl. When I’m detoxing I don’t mess around, which is why juicing is a huge part of my ritual and should be a big part of yours. Juicing floods your body with the nutrients it needs to clean house, helps the body heal itself, and because your body is freed up from the burden of digestion, it’s free to focus on the burden of toxins. If you’re really serious about detoxing, don’t understand how juicing can possibly help your situation, or need a plan to follow, I highly recommend watching “SuperJuice Me!” and getting the “Big Book of Juices” for some simple juices you can incorporate into your routine.

Detox Side-Effects: What to Expect

Be prepared … you’re flushing out garbage and you’ll feel like garbage … at least for a few days. You might feel light-headed, nauseous, grumpy, experience a worsening of symptoms, night sweats, loose stools, or have flu-like symptoms. If your detox symptoms are extreme … slow down. There’s no need to rush things. If you need to, revert to the gentle vaccine detox plan here. 

What To Do After a Detox

If you haven’t established a relationship with a natural medicine practitioner (like a naturopath, naturopathic physician, functional medicine doctor, or chiropractor), I would highly recommend it. These individuals are trained in nutrition and alternative therapies and can provide a specific plan to address your individual needs. If you’re overwhelmed and don’t know where to begin, invest in a juicer and take a trip to the sauna. You’ve gotta start somewhere … so start there! 

Disclaimer: This information is based on my training as a Naturopath and personal research and experience. It is for educational and informational purposes only and is not to be construed as “medical advice.” You should consult a physician who has no training in detoxing, nutrition, therapeutic enemas, or herbs, before undertaking any type of natural healing regimen.